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An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. He bought a plane ticket and took a trip to
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call'. Being intrigued, he asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in
'O.K., thank you,' said the American.
He then travelled all across
The American decided to travel to
'Father, I've travelled all over the world and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in all of them the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?'
The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in
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